After lamenting that I didn't have any readers and expressing a need for love comments, Jason suggested I add Google's Analytics to track the visitors to my site. I had been resistant to adding a tracker since I had one on my old site, Bigedsfupa.com, and found the statistics to be fairly boring and meaningless. All the juicy information was for pay only. Fuck that.But Google Analytics, like much that Google touches IS AWESOME.
My visitors can be broken down into all kinds of groups – browser, operating system, country. I knew I had a German reader, but hello Canada and The Netherlands.
But the most interesting thing that the report tells me is who comes to this site via a search engine and what their search was. And now I know, after only 3 days mind you, that 33% of my unique visitors come here having used the search term "GILF Hunter". Just over a year ago I wrote this posting about a certain future Republican Vice Presidential candidate with the title GILF Hunter. Only in my case the G stood for Governor.
So to all you Granny lovers who have wondered onto my site I say "Welcome". You have prompted me to change my site motto to :
Come for the Grannies, stay for the bacon.
What other headlines should I use to help drive traffic to this site? I'll get the ball rolling (ooh, that could be one) with Hot Asian Teens.
3 comments:
First of all.. ew.
Secondly, of course I had to do a search on "GILF Hunter" to see where your site ranked... and its not even on the first page. So these must be SERIOUS, uh, hunters to find their way here.
Thirdly, see, I'm commenting!!
What would Rainbow Brite say if she knew you were Googling "GILF Hunter"??
I've got an Alaskan reader -- I choose to believe it's the First Dude.
You should go whole hog on the Granny thing and mention BEA ARTHUR NAKED would not be a good thing or that GOLDEN GIRLS PORN would violate the Geneva Convention.
I think "Cisprool" would make a great name for a drug to treat Tourette's Syndrome.
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