I’ve Joined A Cult

No I haven't joined the Moonies or The Tea Party. I've gone paleo.

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For those not familiar with what us hip, young kids are doing these days, paleo (actually Paleolithic diet) is a diet/lifestyle where one attempts to eat and exercise like our Paleolithic ancestors. Generally speaking that means not eating any sugars, grains or seed oils.  What it really means is eating lots of steak and bacon.

Make a Breakfast Fortress, to Keep out All the Haters

Facebookers go here for the awesomest breakfeast evar..

Just Six Reasons??

From The Oatmeal

File Under Food Porn

Because Americans aren't fat enough, KFC has announced a bacon and cheese sandwich that throws out the bun and replaces it with fried chicken breasts. Clear evidence that the fast food companies of American are continuing their policy of MAD --- Mutually Assured Diabetes.

I'm not saying I wouldn't try it. I am a quasi-journalist. Plus it's got bacon.

I'm weak. Someone help me.

clipped from latimesblogs.latimes.com We were dubious when we first read that Kentucky Fried Chicken was coming out with a new sandwich that does away with the bread in favor of two fried fillets. And that the "sandwich" part of the sandwich involved was made of cheese, something called Colonel's sauce .. and bacon?

So Many Captions, So Little Time

Possible Captions:

• Why my Jewish girlfriend left me
• For true Lettuce and Tomato lovers.
• We're Eloping to Vegas
• You Got Bacon in My Personal Lubricant, You Got Personal Lubricant in My Bacon.

Preparing for the Coming Apocalypse

I love the idea that when the society finally collapse we won't have to do without the delicious smokey flavor of bacon.

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It's Over

Or is it???

A Challenger To Ranch?

A Festivus Feast

If you haven't already done your Festivus grocery shopping, you should check here for some ideas.

I would add a Junior Mint Martini for dessert.

1 shot Creme de Menthe

1 shot Creme de Cocoa

1 shot Vanilla Vodka

Hmmmmmm. Maybe I should bring a batch of these to Festivus.

Pass the big salad, please.

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Today's Food Porn

Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog with Maple Bar as the Bun.

Mmmmmmmmmm Democracy

Show your support for the only candidates for real hope and real change here.

Food Porn du Jour

You ever want a scrumptious cinnamon roll AND some bacon. Well, here you go.

The Perfect Side Item for Chocolate Easter Eggs

The Most Important Meal of the Day

Order it here.

Cool Pic of the Day: Mmmmmmmmm Bacon

Chicago is so civilized.

All Hail Bacon Henge

Sorry, Nation, the 411 about the magnificent edible-ifice (thank you my friends) can be found here.

Finally A Club I Can Join

My leader, Adam Carolla, alerted me and his other listeners today that there is a Bacon of the Month Club. Thank precious 8 pound 7 ounce little baby jesus for Google Toolbar's autofill button. It took me only seconds to join.