Warp Speed into the Neuuuuuuuuuutral Zone

 

h/t to JT.

I Will Never Forget You, Rural Juror : 30 Rock Series Finale Facebook Statuses

All great things must come to an end.  And as I finish one final bag of Sabor de Soledad, I give to you one last set of Facebook statuses gleaned from 30 Rock*.

 

 

• Just completed my six-sigma wheel of domination.
• Has a degree in ethno-musicology from Wesleyan.
• Is just an alcoholic with a great voice.
• Spent Christmas alone in the Hamptons drinking Scotch and throwing firecrackers at Billy Joel's dog.
• Is going out for cigarettes right now.  I'll be back in 15 minutes.
• Hogcock!
• Grover Cleveland called.  He wants his watch back.  And he left two non-consecutive messages.
• Wouldn’t be caught dead in a sweater-vest. **

* Yes, I stole this from JT

** OK,  those last two were from Archer.

HR Appreciation / Mother’s Day Gift Idea

If you're not watching Archer on FX, you're flirting with the Danger Zone!

Click on Archer’s face to enter The Danger Zone (soundboard).