One player's greed has saved the Mavericks from themselves. Not wanting to give up his early "Larry Bird Rights" -- which I believe is the right to have one of the worst mustaches in the history of the NBA, but I could be wrong about that -- Devean George has put the kibosh on the worst trade in Dallas major sports history since the Rangers sent Ron Darling and Walt Terrel to the Mets for Lee "Fucking" Mazzilli. Remember, the Rangers are still techinically a major sports franchise.
Read about it here.
And in the background of all this hub-bub, the Stars will go for a franchise record eighth win in a row. If only someone besides me cared.
Sorry to get so sportsy, but I'm not exactly some guy in the next cubicle over. Shit, I haven't even been in a cubicle in nine months.
Go Stars!
1 comment:
How many shots did Popovich buy Cuban? Clearly it was sponsored by Krispy Kreme, since it would leave the mavs with a big hole in the middle.
Can't Cuban just buy Dirk som Neuticles?
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