Random thoughts that entered my brainhead while stranded by the Icepocolypse.
- How do people live where it’s cold for months? After four days, I’ve officially had a compacted ass full of these temps.
- How are guys with wispy mustaches still getting laid? After watching five minutes of Maury, every woman should know not to fuck those guys.
- We are about a half-dozen or so more deep cable channels away from us all having our own reality show.
- I’ve become extremely spoiled with my giant monitor at work. It is really hard to perform my code monkeying with just a 15” laptop screen.
- How do the unemployed stay that way. After a week of Wendy Williams I would volunteer at an pediatric AIDS hospice just to lift my spirits.
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