Get Out of My Head!!!!!

Stuff White People Like, the current contender for funniest website (sorry Drudge), has an item that hits a bit too close to home:

#23 Microbreweries
White people don’t like stuff that’s easy to acquire. Beer is no exception. They generally try to avoid beers like Budweiser, Labatt’s, Molson, Coors, and Heineken because if it’s mass produced it is bad. No exceptions.

So when they need a beer, they turn to microbrews who seem to be located almost exclusively in New England, Ontario, Quebec and Colorado. Being able to walk into a bar and order a beer that no one has heard of makes white people feel good about their alcohol drinking palate.

A friend of mine once met a white guy who brought a notebook with him to every bar. He would then keep a record of all the beers he drank and his experience with
them. He called it his ‘beer journal.’

Also of note: most white people want to open a microbrewery at some point. One that uses organic hops.

Others good ones:

• #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
• #80 The Idea of Soccer
• #65 Co-Ed Sports
• #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
• #61 Bicycles
• #57 Juno
• #52 Sarah Silverman
• #38 Arrested Development

I suggest that for a future posting on Stuff White People Like, they do an article on Stuff White People Like.