- Just completed my six-sigma wheel of domination.
- Has a degree in ethno-musicology from Wesleyan.
- Is just an alcoholic with a great voice.
- Spent Christmas alone in the Hamptons drinking Scotch and throwing firecrackers at Billy Joel's dog.
- Is going out for cigarettes right now. I'll be back in 15 minutes.
- Grover Cleveland called. He wants his watch back. And he left two non-consecutive messages.
- Wouldn’t be caught dead in a sweater-vest. **
* Yes, I stole this from JT
** OK, those last two were from Archer.