Breaking Bad Facebook Status: Live Free or Die

I’m stealing a page from JT’s blogging playbook in which he lists potential Facebook statuses from recent episodes of 30 Rock.With Season 5 of Breaking Bad having started, I will be doing the same for it.  However I will be departing from JT’s standard by not delineating between Good and Bad statuses.  This is Breaking Bad,after all.  There won’t be any Good statuses.

 

 

• Is familiar with the universal sign for “keys”, scumbag.
• Is going to put on a black leotard and dangle from a clothesline.
• Lives in a world of string theories and God particles.
• Is thinking one thought – Hogan’s Heroes.
• Can foresee a lot of possible outcomes to this thing.  And not a single one of them involves Miller Time.
• Yeah, bitch!  Magnets!

 

For a limited time, this episode can be seen here, unless you live in Düsseldorf