Hand-crafted, locally sourced artisanal snark
Hmmm...maybe Californication isn't all bad. Still mostly bad, but not all.
Show me a girl that can tell the difference between "Two Buck Chuck" and a $40 bottle and I'll show you a girl that will probably kick me to the curb once she asks why I peel all the labels off my bottles.
She needs to be able to tell the difference to want to kick you to the curb?
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