So I came to this Star Trek with excitement. Star Trek + JJ Abrams to me sounded like a no -miss deal. The reviews were all stellar (ha, get it?). This was gonna be great!
Well, it wasn't. At least it wasn't to me.
Maybe my brain is still fried from a JJ Abram's other time travel vehicle -- Lost. But I just didn't get into this movie.
Everything was there. All the characters, lots of big action scenes.
And let me be clear, I'm not one of those Trekkies that's offended by this movie, or sad there were no Klingons.
I just didn't think it was that great.
There were just all these little things that bothered me: [Spoilers Follow]
- So, old Spock just happened to be right by where Kirk was abandoned. How convenient.
- What did Future Romulans do for 25 years? How was the crew paid during those 25 years? What do I have to do to get a band of henchmen?
- What was up with JJ's hand held camera that kept getting (intentional, I'm sure) lens flare from all the bridge lights that were pointed at the camera?
- Kirk goes from a cadet on Academic Probation to Captain of Starfleet's shiniest, newest Starship? Really?
- What the hell happened to Winona Ryder??
So, to sum up:
- 0 breasts
- numerous beasts
- Romulan-Fu
- Giant Ice Creature - Fu
B-
King Wally says check it out.
3 comments:
I enjoyed it. I am glad you posted at least one thing before you leave on your walkabout two electric boogaloo (sp?). Will you be posting from walkabout?
Yes. I will be blogging much more in Europe. Sorry for the lull before the storm.
Oh, and this will be the Walkabout III: This Time It's European.
I am sure the general blog following populous would be into pics of random hot European cuties...and an even better would be if you can get in the shot with them.
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