Monday, July 14, 2008

My American Soulmate is Single Again

Unless she really is fucking Matt Damon.

But how will I get the stench of Kimmel out of her?

And would fucking her be the same as fucking my leader by transitivity?

If you're wondering, my All-World soulmate is Robin Sparkles.

1 comment:

Naughty JT said...

I'm assuming "American Soulmate" is to distinguish her from your non-American Soulmate(s)?

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