Today's Worst Person in the World

When I am truly, and not just Glenn's imaginary leader, I will ban the use of microwave ovens in the workplace. There is absolutely nothing, and I do not exaggerate, that will stink up an office faster than a microwave. And the two biggest culprits of a smelly workplace – overcooked popcorn and fish. Before my anti-microwave decree can be fully implemented, anyone cooking either of these items in a microwave will be put to death.

So it is with great embarrassment and regret that I must admit to bringing my grilled tilapia from the night before to work, and stinking up my office.

Steve Cook and his stinky fish, Today’s Worst Person in the Wooooorlllllld!