Breaking Bad Facebook Status: Live Free or Die

I’m stealing a page from JT’s blogging playbook in which he lists potential Facebook statuses from recent episodes of 30 Rock.With Season 5 of Breaking Bad having started, I will be doing the same for it.  However I will be departing from JT’s standard by not delineating between Good and Bad statuses.  This is Breaking Bad,after all.  There won’t be any Good statuses.

 

 

• Is familiar with the universal sign for “keys”, scumbag.
• Is going to put on a black leotard and dangle from a clothesline.
• Lives in a world of string theories and God particles.
• Is thinking one thought – Hogan’s Heroes.
• Can foresee a lot of possible outcomes to this thing.  And not a single one of them involves Miller Time.
• Yeah, bitch!  Magnets!

 

For a limited time, this episode can be seen here, unless you live in Düsseldorf

JT’s Number 1!!!

A Düsseldorf resident has done what few thought possible – displace the phrase “Gilf Hunter” as the #1 keyword directing people to The Summer of Steve.

European snark impresario, Lakewood bar disrupter, and three time FICA (Fédération Internationale de C-Block Association) welter weight champion, JT “JT” Richardson and his blog jtingermany caused 8 hits on The Summer of Steve as compared with only 4 for gilf hunter in the past month.

When asked to comment, Mr. Richardson used a dizzying stream of obscure Simpson’s quotes to express his surprise, delight and hunger for pork products.

What makes this accomplishment even more surprising is that many in the blogosphere had assumed The Summer of Steve had been shut down years ago.

The Top Ten Keywords for the past month are:

Keyword	Visits
jtingermany	8
gilf hunter	4
dallas homicides	3
american beauty hd	2
flying saucer trivia	2
fupa	2
gilf hunter: episode 1	2
gilf hunter: episode 2	2
jersey guidos	2
summer of steve	2