ABC Set for Doogie Howser Remake

I Have Enjoyed My Time Here

But it is now time to move on to spend more time with my family.

clipped from www.al.com Ares chief leaving to rejoin ex-boss Steve Cook announced his decision Thursday in an e-mail to Marshall workers. Cook is reuniting with his former boss at Marshall, Dave King, who was named executive vice president at Dynetics in April.

Crazy Stories from Around the Globe

• Damn you Yogi Riefenstahl!!!!
• I guess these snakes don't work weekends.
• Kige Ramsey's wife??
• It IS the 70s again, Comet Kohoutek still not visible.
• Thank you Mr. Science. But maybe it's cause it's just fucking awesome!
• It's a Busty McNerdy Convention.
  

Worst Jello Shot EVER!

Jason Mechler's Calvalcade of Comedy

Pokemon submits this picture for a caption contest (no prizes to be awarded). He submits his comedy stylings to get the ball rolling.

I, For One, Welcome Our New Giant Pineapple Overlords.

Let me know when this gets played out.

I, For One, Welcome Our New Monkey Overlords

or

Giant Monkeys Used to Scare Away Giant Cats.

Caption Contest

We haven't done this in a while. Provide a caption for this photo. Mine so far --

• Looks like The Jester's having another party.
• SOMEBODY GET KOBIASHI HERE STAT!!!!!